In a jaw-dropping declaration that stunned onlookers at the Zimbabwe Agricultural Show yesterday, newly-freed musician and comedienne Mai TT unleashed the bombshell claim that her recent prison sentence was a missed opportunity to become a billionaire.

The controversial socialite, fresh from her six-month stint behind bars, made a dramatic and defiant return to the public spotlight, holding court at the Zimbabwe Prisons and Correctional Services (ZPCS) stand. It was here, surrounded by the very institution that had held her captive, that she revealed her time in lockdown was not a punishment, but a powerful business revelation.

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Leaning in with the confidence of a seasoned CEO, Mai TT explained that Chikurubi Female Prison was an untapped goldmine of entrepreneurial genius, a place where innovation thrived out of necessity.

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“My incarceration opened my eyes for business avenues,” she declared, her voice ringing with conviction. “If I had served more years, I could have come out as a billionaire!”

She described watching in awe as fellow inmates masterfully transformed what the outside world considers trash into treasure. This, she claims, is the secret to a billion-dollar empire.

“I saw the need to support inmates since I was with them for six months,” she explained. “They make use of waste that includes dried sadza, paper and plastics. Can you imagine the potential? We are throwing away money every single day!”

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Despite her recent fall from grace, Mai TT’s star power has clearly not dimmed. Her presence at the ZPCS stand created an instant spectacle, drawing a massive crowd.

In a heartwarming scene, children and adults alike swarmed the comedienne, their faces lit up with excitement. They clamored for a moment with the star, turning the official stand into an impromptu meet-and-greet as a long queue formed for photographs. Mai TT, ever the performer, embraced her fans, proving that her connection with the people remains unbreakable.

The message from the self-proclaimed "Mura" was loud and clear: You can lock up Felistas Murata, but you can't cage her ambition. While others see prison as the end of the road, Mai TT has rebranded it as the ultimate business school, and she's ready to cash in on the lessons she learned.