Charlie Sheen’s HIV has allegedly been cured … by goat milk?

If you’re a doctor and you find a cure for a disease that has plagued millions of people, you become a legend. So without a doubt, Charlie Sheen must think his doctor is … winning.

Dr. Samir Chachoua has been making the media rounds lately, claiming the former “Two and A Half Men” star is now “the first adult in history to go HIV-negative.” The Mexico-based doctor (who is not licensed to practice medicine in the United States) attributes the cure in question to the milk of arthritic goats. Wait, what?

Charlie Sheen’s HIV has allegedly been cured … by goat milk?

“This is the first person in history, without antiviral therapy, to go HIV negative and PCR zero,” the doctor tells Dr. Oz. “His count went back down to zero, just taking my treatments.”

Doubling down on the matter, Chachoua tells “Real Time with Bill Maher” that he is so confident in his methods that he has injected himself with Sheen’s HIV-positive blood and eradicated it with CAEV, a virus the doctor contracts from goat’s milk.

“This virus destroys HIV and protects people who drink it for life,” Chachoua says of the milk.

Dr. Oz was taken aback by such revelations, calling the move “pretty inappropriate.” Maher, however, seems much more supportive of Chachoua’s claims.